I have such a crap bladder it is always happening to me, I try to avoid public transport as much as I can but the walk back to my apartment in Ibiza on a blazing hot day seemed almost too much so I stupidly decided I would wait for the bus. Its so annoying when you start waiting isnt it because the longer you wait, the more you berate yourself for being lazy and you start to think you could have been halfway home but if you start walking now you just know the flipping bus will whizz past you so you wait and self chastise some more….
Well this is what happened and to add insult to injury I badly needed to pee making walking seem even less appealing. In the end I decided I would take a sneaky pee on the pavement and just as I decided I would take the plunge the rubbish collectors decided to come and empty the bins so I waited patiently (actually not at all patiently because I fidgeted and squeezed my legs together urging them all the time to hurry the f**k up!). As soon as they had hopped back on the lorry I didnt even wait for them to get out of view I pulled my shorts to the side and unleashed a torrent of piss on the pavement…..my relief was short lived though because I had forgotten the bus stop was right outside a big hotel and of course there was a car coming out of the car park coming right at me! I had to interrupt my pissing and act like I was just waiting for the bus again until the car drove off down the road and I could squat back down and finish off. I dont know if the driver saw me but if they did they certainly couldn’t care less about my desperate act because they didnt hang around thank goodness!
So here for your viewing pleasure are a couple of stills from the latest video on Needapee.com:
Enjoy!
Rebekah x







































